The Boyfriend says, "Our house: The place where couches die…"—
Valerie Rayne (@ValerieRayne13) April 26, 2013
The Boyfriend: I want to cuddle and talk
Me (concerned): Talk about what?
The Boyfriend: You know, Star Trek, the Universe, Aliens…—
Valerie Rayne (@ValerieRayne13) April 23, 2013
Who the hell is bored?
And why is it that everyone seems to be fucking him these days.—
TED (@TedOfficialPage) April 17, 2013
Is it terrible that I just woke up and all I can think is, "Is it bedtime yet?!?"…—
Valerie Rayne (@ValerieRayne13) April 15, 2013
I've been playing a new online game "In real life, I wouldn't just jump in the sack with someone, I don't want my avatar to either"—
Valerie Rayne (@ValerieRayne13) March 28, 2013
At the store & asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around & looked them in the eyes and said, "Make it 52"—
see more (@see_more13) March 26, 2012